Ramblings 10 Oct 2007 02:02 pm

Yes, No, Maybe

In the time since the last posting here are some things that I have done, I haven’t done and I might have done. 

Things I Have Done

·         Travelled 2,170 miles in a seven day period
·         Made no less than 3 no more than 8 u-turns
·         Learned the difference between a Manhatten and a Perfect Manhatten while in Brooklyn from a cracked out bartender.
·         Sweat out about 15 lbs from the heat and humidity below the Mason-Dixon line
·         Ate enough southern food to make up for what I sweat off….and thensome.
·         Found a head of cauliflower bigger than E’s head and then roasted it (the cauliflower, not E)
·         Found $0.69 draft Dos Equis
·         Watched the finale of Rock of Love.
·         Built a step and painted a fence
·         Watched as 4 friends got married.  Not at once. 

Things I Have Not Done

·         Followed the start of the NHL
·         Found the Mason-Dixon line
·         Found Waldo
·         Totally rested despite two weeks vacation
·         Baked a lasagna
·         A good blog post
·         Gotten over seeing the spider that was the size of a softball.  I swear he was cracking his knuckles and taunting me.
·         Changed my broken taillight or brake light 

Things I Might Have Done

·         93mph somewhere in Virginia
·         Gotten a sunburn in a mere 45 minutes at the beach
·         Changed my mind on random things about 87,824 times
·         Played Guitar Hero and regressed into an 8 year old saying how much I want the game every 6.2 seconds since I left it.
·         Gotten E pulled over because I havent changed my broken taillight or brakelight
·         Invented a new Southern cocktail.  Apparently they have never added Spiced Rum to their sweet tea.  You should.
·         Roasted a chicken and two porkloins in less than 3.5 hours for fun.
·         Wached the entire series of Scott Baio is 45 and single.
·         Painted a fence purple instead of red.

Things I Wish I Did

·         Photographed that windfarm in Lowville NY
·         Had another $0.69 Dos Equis
·         Took another helping of the Roasted Wild Boar
·         Allotted more time for Charleston sightseeing
·         Stopped at Wegmans.  Seriously, that store is killer.

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